INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?

 YALE guy: Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light

 HARVARD Guy: It’s the Thought; because thought is so fast it comes
instantly in your mind.

 MIT guy: Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you blinked

 SANTA SINGH: Its Loose motion

 INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Santa’s reply, asked) “WHY”?

 SANTA SINGH: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got
the worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON
THE LIGHTS, it was over!!!!